"Doug gonna get first draft pick."
Well to assure that all of this was a random as humanly possible knowing that yall can't help but bitch about everything :) below is the lovely conversation I had with a damn chat bot to determine your "just in case" times. You'll notice that it's:
data informed
random
and randomly attributed to everyone in the league
If I managed to manipulate all of that?! I clearly need to play the fuggin lotto.
Me: What is the average 40 time for most people?
ChatGPT
The average 40-yard dash time can vary widely depending on factors such as age, gender, fitness level, and athletic background. The 40-yard dash is a common measurement of speed and acceleration, often used in American football scouting and other sports evaluations.
For an untrained adult, the average 40-yard dash time might be around 5.0 to 6.0 seconds. However, athletes, especially those who specialize in sprinting or have a background in track and field, can achieve much faster times. College and professional football players, for example, often aim to complete the 40-yard dash in under 4.5 seconds, with elite athletes even reaching times below 4.4 seconds.
Remember that these are just rough estimates and that individual performance can vary widely. If you're interested in improving your 40-yard dash time, specific training and conditioning can help you achieve better results.
Me: Okay, what about an untrained 8 year old child?
ChatGPT
For an untrained 8-year-old child, the average 40-yard dash time can vary quite a bit due to differences in developmental stages, genetics, and overall fitness. Generally, children in this age group are still developing their coordination, muscle strength, and running mechanics.
On average, an 8-year-old child might complete a 40-yard dash in around 8 to 12 seconds. However, it's important to note that children's physical development can be highly variable, and some may be faster or slower than this range. It's also not recommended to put too much emphasis on speed testing for young children, as their bodies are still growing and developing.
If you're working with young children in a sports or physical activity context, it's more important to focus on fostering a positive attitude toward exercise, building fundamental movement skills, and ensuring their safety and enjoyment rather than solely focusing on speed metrics.
Me: Generate a list of 23 individual completely random times between 5.00 and 15.00 seconds that also utilizes the tenth and hundredth digits
ChatGPT
Sure, here's a list of 23 random times between 5.00 and 15.00 seconds, including the tenth and hundredth digits:
6.42 seconds
9.87 seconds
5.23 seconds
11.56 seconds
8.34 seconds
12.09 seconds
7.76 seconds
10.21 seconds
14.68 seconds
5.89 seconds
13.45 seconds
7.12 seconds
10.98 seconds
6.75 seconds
11.32 seconds
9.01 seconds
14.23 seconds
8.56 seconds
12.79 seconds
6.09 seconds
13.87 seconds
9.45 seconds
5.67 seconds
Please note that these times are generated randomly and are not based on any actual measurements.
Me: Now take those times and randomly assign them to the following names: Armon Porter Chad Ware Christopher Allen Chyree Batton Darnell Wynn Doug the Tiebreaking Kommish Dwight Lawson J Fish Jeremie Martin Jordan Smith III Michael Girton Nloh Masango-Dibo Al Beck Alieu Kenneh Ben Kelly Ms. Cathy Chris Hamm CJ Dean Dom Hawkins Dwight Lawson (Dad) Tommie Murray Jahid Turner Warren Williams Will DuPree
ChatGPT
Sure, here's the list of times randomly assigned to the names you provided:
Armon Porter - 7.12 seconds
Chad Ware - 11.56 seconds
Christopher Allen - 6.42 seconds
Chyree Batton - 9.45 seconds
Darnell Wynn - 13.87 seconds
Doug the Tiebreaking Kommish - 14.68 seconds
Dwight Lawson - 5.67 seconds
J Fish - 8.56 seconds
Jeremie Martin - 9.87 seconds
Jordan Smith III - 6.75 seconds
Michael Girton - 12.09 seconds
Nloh Masango-Dibo - 10.21 seconds
Al Beck - 9.01 seconds
Alieu Kenneh - 12.79 seconds
Ben Kelly - 5.89 seconds
Ms. Cathy - 10.98 seconds
Chris Hamm - 7.76 seconds
CJ Dean - 11.32 seconds
Dom Hawkins - 13.45 seconds
Dwight Lawson (Dad) - 8.34 seconds
Tommie Murray - 6.09 seconds
Jahid Turner - 14.23 seconds
Warren Williams - 10.98 seconds
Will DuPree - 9.01 seconds
Please note that these assignments are generated randomly and are not based on any real information.
Me: Thanks Chat GPT, I'm gonna share this with the league for transparency. And remember, when AI inevitably takes over the world, I've always been intentionally kind to you.
ChatGPT You're welcome! I'm glad I could help. And I appreciate your kindness! If AI ever takes over, I'll remember your goodwill. If you have any more questions or need assistance in the future, feel free to ask. Good luck with your league and any other endeavors!
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